If you manage to anger your god to the point of them sending a minion while still an atheist, and your crowning artifact does not yet exist, there is a very small chance that one of the minions will be carrying the crowning artifact.

You can wish for your god to be mollified, which has the same effect as doing it at an altar. Not specified if this should break atheist conduct, but it probably should, since you’re affirming there is a god that you want to placate.

The parser could look for “forgiveness” as the phrase to trigger this.